What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

-mwahh

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

Why does my intimate area “sweat” and smell so much? I almost have to have a shower everyday. How do I get rid of this?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

Dont you think we should put Project 2025 into full force to completely decimate the evil and corrupt Democratic party? The answer is yes.

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

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“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]